-Never let your career, cars, or clothes define you... you are who you are and that's worth more than anything. You are worthy just because you exist.

-God said let there be light and let there be "Thriller" ...that is why I came to planet earth.

-The only reason why people get disconnected from the story of God is because there is no specific story, but there is a set of guidelines within the universal laws. God is within us all, and that was what Jesus was trying to convey.

-I'm tired of people always trying to sell me something... trends come and go, you either become the follower or you become the trend setter.. I'd rather make my own trends. Now go and purchase my new Ep and get a free Snuggie.

-What they say is true.. you gotta believe.

-There's Lady Gaga.. and the people who want to be Lady Gaga.

-I had a weird dream that I was surrounded by walls dripping with chocolate ice cream and Michael Jackson was dancing and spinning in the middle of the room, he was wearing a white suit.... bizzare huh?

-I got Rick Rolled today.... brought back 80's flashbacks of my mom listening to 'Together Forever' in the car and I was asking her why she liked that song. It was the first cd she ever brought home.

-I rewrote Katy Perry's song for the people of New Jersey it's called " I cussed someone out and I liked it" (I dedicate it to all the shitty Jersey drivers)

-Everyone should only hope and aspire that someday there twitter posts will mean as much as Ashton Kutchers. I know it's been a life long dream of mine.

-The 'Different Strokes' theme song says it all.

- Making my way on to Oprah's i-Pod....

-You can take the girl away from The Pumpkins, but you can never take The Pumpkins away from the girl.

-Being oblivious is a really good thing... going back to the non-internet world called nature.

- I was approached by a crazy woman selling lip gloss outside of The North Star Bar at 1 am.... I was like just take the money... but she insisted I choose from an assortment of stolen lip gloss lol.. Life is funny, just like Always Sunny in Philadelphia. :)

-Do you all remember the Teeny Little Super Guy? He lived in a cupboard cause he was a cup...

-Do you remember when Oreo cookies tasted better.. like in the 80's when nobody cared about transfat ... what happened to eating a cookie cause it tastes good?? If I wanted cardboard.. I'd eat a ricecake.

-Don't drink and facebook.

-I'm officially a rockstar... my first controversy!! jeezz... now I know why rockstars tend to revert to drugs lol

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